Arrested Development

Arrested Development "Motherboy XXX" Quotes

Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dave Attell: (referring to Tobias) If that man is straight, then I am sober.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Oh, no. What, Buster, for the first time ever, doesn't want to do this?
Lucille: No, no, he does. It's just he's been so mopey.
Michael: Well, that could have something to do with the fact that a seal ate his hand.
Lucille: I don't know what it is.
Michael: I think that's what it is.
Lucille: Who knows?
Narrator: It was that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carl Weathers: I'm gonna go get a new soda. Hey, you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here, and it's free? (laughs)
Tobias: (laughs) It's a wonderful restaurant. Mmm!
Narrator: It sure is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: Can I open a can of soup for you?
George Michael: Can it open a can?
Buster: Can what open a can? Oh, God.
George Michael: Oh, God.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sailor Boy: Take me with you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George, Sr.: (to the dolls) Now, who wants to take their top off?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Ok, that would be disgusting if you'd actually slept with her, but I don't think you did.
Gob: I did and it was disgusting.
Narrator: They didn't, but it would have been.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: You know, if that hand is still intact inside the seal, Buster's got a shot at a transplant.
Gob: At the very least, we can get Buster's Swatch back, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille: (to George Michael) Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending some time with what's left of your uncle?
 • Rating: Unrated

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