Gob: I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other.
Michael: You were going to South America?
Gob: I don't think so.

Gob: There's no way that you were trying to hurt me. You don't hate me. Mom hates me. You kind of like me.
Michael: Yeah, I kind of like you.

Gob: Turn this skiff around.
Captain: We haven't even left the dock.
Gob: But "skiff" is appropriate, right?

Michael: Gob, the accident only happened because I was trying to scare you. Maybe even hurt you.
G.O.B.: That doesn't sound like you. It sounds like Mom.

Michael: Gob was there. Gob was on his scooter ... I think I wanted to hit Gob.
Lucille: Yes! That is exactly what happened. You wanted to give Gob a scare. I don't know why.

Buster: I just jumped through a plate glass window on a date.
Michael: Oh. Well, women love to laugh.

Totally cool. Didn't feel a thing. You know, Mom, I'm crazy about this aspirin. Can't believe we give it to children.

Michael

Lucille 2: Buster, do you remember when we were kissing last night?
Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. But is this something we can do? Is this something society will allow?
Lucille 2: I don't care what other people think. My God, for the first time in years, I felt like I was standing on solid ground.
Buster: You know, my panic attacks have decreased. I feel confident. I'm feeling proud even.

You know, it's funny. I remember, um, leaving the restaurant, and then, uh, I was driving, I guess, but I just -- I cannot picture it.

Michael

Lucille: You're a good son. You always do things for others. You're the only one holding this family together.
Michael: And you see a lot more than I give you credit for, Mom. You're not just concerned with yourself. You care about the family. Hey, is that Gob?

Buster: We're probably not that different, you and me. You and I. Is it "I," or is it "me"?
Lucille 2: Buster, it's "us."
Buster: Yes, it is "us." Us.

Lucille 2: Oh, Buster, I feel so foolish.
Buster: No.
Lucille 2: Yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy?
Buster: No.
Lucille 2: Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.
Buster: No.

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Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Gob: I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other.
Michael: You were going to South America?
Gob: I don't think so.

Lucille 2: Excuse me, but I thought my AARP card was good for one and a guest.
Buster: Hey, you know what? I knew that society would never accept this, and they never will.

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