Arrested Development

Arrested Development "My Mother The Car" Quotes (Page 3)

Lindsay: It would just give Dad one more reason to think that I've got nothing to offer but my looks.
Gob: Yeah, I got some of that. Except he also didn't like my looks.
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Lindsay: Come on, Michael. Who knows how long our parents are going to be around?
Michael: Yeah, well, I got to tell you. I was over at her place today, and she looked a little frail to me. She was having trouble even lifting up this bag of groceries. All right, we will do the surprise party.
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Lindsay: So, anyway, look. If you're wondering why I haven't visited, maybe it's because I wanted to be thought of as more than just a beautiful face. And a gorgeous head of hair.
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Movie voice over: It was a love between two cousins that the world thought was wrong, but it was the world that was wrong ...
George Michael: (to Maeby) We have got to see this movie.
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Lucille: Where on earth are we going? Left at the next corner.
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Michael: Where the (bleep) was everybody?
Gob: What are you talking about?
Michael: Mom's party. Where were you guys?
Gob: It's the first I've heard about it.
Michael: What about you? Neiman's?
Lindsay: Prison. Then Neiman's. But only because I'm going back to prison, and they've already seen me in this.
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Michael: You know, Mom, I'm sorry you're upset, but, you know, if you were nicer then maybe your kids would take better care of you, you know? Or want to be with you more.
Lucille: I've been a horrible mother.
Michael: No, Mom, you're great. You've been a great mother.
Gob: Well, you know she's been a horrible mother, right?
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Lucille 2: Oh, Buster, I feel so foolish.
Buster: No.
Lucille 2: Yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy?
Buster: No.
Lucille 2: Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.
Buster: No.
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Buster: We're probably not that different, you and me. You and I. Is it "I," or is it "me"?
Lucille 2: Buster, it's "us."
Buster: Yes, it is "us." Us.
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Lucille: You're a good son. You always do things for others. You're the only one holding this family together.
Michael: And you see a lot more than I give you credit for, Mom. You're not just concerned with yourself. You care about the family. Hey, is that Gob?
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