(referring to Ann) Plus, she's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school ... no, I didn't.

Gob

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Maeby

Well excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk.

</i> Tobias

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!

Buster

(Catching Buster and Lupe in bed)
Lucille: And yet you're too good to polish the candlesticks. You're fired!
Buster: You can't fire me. I'm your son. I'm firing you!
Lucille: I was firing Lupe.
Buster: Well, that makes more sense.

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