Arrested Development Quotes
The new facility's pretty nice. It's like school ... but air-conditioned.
George Michael
I don't need to take my Mom to a gala, ok? Only losers go to those things with their parents. I'm going with my son.
Michael
(talking about the camera) Oh, no! It was on stand by! Think you could do that again?
</i> Gob
It's a jet-pack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?
Gob
Michael: The whole thing is a scam. Mom was just using that warden to try to get Dad out. She's not trying to seduce him at all.
Lindsay: Oh, no, she is. She's spending the night with him. She just called to ask me to bring her a tube of vag ... table paste.
Michael: Mom wants to sleep with the warden.
Gob: What? Oh, God!
Lindsay: Great.
Michael: Great? The man is old enough to be her contemporary, Lindsay.
I want to cry so badly, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.
Lucille
George Michael: Is that a screenplay? Warden Gentles' screenplay?
Maeby: That's what you're going to tell me.
Lucille: You can smuggle yourself out because I'm staying in the conjugal trailer with Warden Gentles.
George, Sr.: Him?
Lindsay: Did it ever occur to you that maybe Warden Gentiles likes her?
Michael: Likes her what?
Lindsay: No, I mean, likes her. Like, is attracted to her.
Michael: Who's the "her" in that sentence?
Lindsay: Mom. Warden Gentiles likes Mom.
Michael: Her?
I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries.
Warden Gentiles
Tobias: Oh, come on. Don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hanging!
George Michael: Please don't call yourself that.
