Arrested Development Season 1 Quotes
Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
Tobias
Michael: I love Marta.
Lindsay: Mom's housekeeper?
Michael: Gob's girlfriend.
George Michael: (counting pushups) 100.
Maeby: 100? I had you at ten.
George Michael: I did some earlier in the day. It's a running total.
Maeby: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?
George Michael: I've got a really good body, so ... No.
Maeby: I don't think you're a monster.
Lucille: And I think you're a lovely girl. You know what? I think you and I ought to spend more time together.
Maeby: Yeah. And that'll drive them crazy.
Lucille: Exactly.
Lucille: Oh, what'd she do, get you drunk?
Michael: No, we just, uh, well ... We-we did drink a little bit. How'd you know that?
Lucille: Because that's what she said she'd do. I said you wouldn't give her the money, and she said, 'He will if I get him drunk'. Probably because she thinks you're a cheap bastard. Oh ... Her words.
Barry Zuckerkorn: (to Lucille) What are you doing? Pilates? Because no forty year-old woman should look like that.
Michael: Well, no forty year-old woman does look like that.
Maeby: Ok. So, I printed the fake airline ticket from my computer. If my parents miss this, I really might go to South America.
George Michael: That says Portugal.
Maeby: That's right.
Narrator: Maeby's parents didn't find the ticket. But Gob did...
Gob: Portugal?
Narrator: ...Which confirmed his suspicions.
Gob: Gonna live it up down old South America way, huh Mikey?
Michael, I'm on to you! The Spanish lessons, the lawyer... If you're heading for Portugal it's due south.
Gob
Barry: Are all the guys in here ... you know?
George Sr.: Oh, no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry: Think.
(The audience notices God (George Sr.) is missing from the living painting)
First Woman in Audience: Where is God?
Second Woman in Audience: There is no God.
