Arrested Development Season 3 Quotes
Adelaide: Take a single step to share your love, Gary. (The disabled guy takes a step) Ahh! Faker! (slaps him in the face and Gary falls down)
Narrator: She was wrong on that one. It was love that make Gary take that step.
My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.Buster
Imagine the impact of that scene if it would appear just right after I'd turn the TV on!Wayne
Michael: So, there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh?
Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.
Michael: (to Lucille) How do you come up with these?
Tobias: Oh, God, here she is.
Michael: Next to that guy?
Tobias: What guy?
Michael: That guy.
Tobias: No, that's her.
Tobias: That's a girl. I think the name "Michael" is making you look for a man.
Michael: I think I'm looking at a man.
Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.Tobias
A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money ... tricks.Gob
The real problem is she keeps saying God is going to show me a sign, the ... something of my ways ... wisdom?Gob
Michael: Even if we're not related, I think I would like for you to work here. You're very, very good at it. What you do for a job is not really a great way to make a living, you know?
Nellie: I make 300 grand a year.
Michael: Marry me. It's weird on so many levels.
(into the phone) Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is - that is - that is great. Uh, you mean "away," though, right? Because, otherwise, it sounds a little different, but, uh, that's, uh, that's outstanding. You forgot to say "away" again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, ok? Bye. (to Lindsay) Nellie has blown them all away.Michael
Michael: You know, Gob, this might be that sign from God that you should change your ways.
Gob: No, I think that's going to be something big.
Michael: That might be an older sister that we've never met.
Lindsay: Wow! Look at the beak on that bird.