John Beard: This is John Beard. Remember: Love each other.

Guys, maybe we can't play skins vs. skins.

George Michael

A horde. That's the minimum. They don't come in anything less than a horde.

Gob

We've been dealing with 'twincists' like you our entire lives.

Dorm Twin

Nice stop, Blind Side Monster.

Herbert Love

You see, light drizzle will just annoy you, but thunder will f you up.

Buster

That was a phone. This looks like you're pointing at someplace to sell your gold.

Lucille

That was a Motherboy Ball.

Buster

Take to the sea!

Barry Zuckerkorn

You were in the remake of Dangerous Cousins. I signed up to Netflix because of that movie.

George Michael

That's all the news that's fit to pump. I quit.

John Beard

[looking at a disguised Lindsay] Well, gentlemen start your engines.

George Michael
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Arrested Development Season 4 Quotes

George Michael: What do we always say is the most important thing?
Michael: Family? I tried that. It does not work for me.

I'm going to have sex with you. For money.

Michael [to Lucille]
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