John Beard: This is John Beard. Remember: Love each other.

Guys, maybe we can't play skins vs. skins.

George Michael

A horde. That's the minimum. They don't come in anything less than a horde.


We've been dealing with 'twincists' like you our entire lives.

Dorm Twin

Nice stop, Blind Side Monster.

Herbert Love

You see, light drizzle will just annoy you, but thunder will f you up.


That was a phone. This looks like you're pointing at someplace to sell your gold.


That was a Motherboy Ball.


Take to the sea!

Barry Zuckerkorn

You were in the remake of Dangerous Cousins. I signed up to Netflix because of that movie.

George Michael

That's all the news that's fit to pump. I quit.

John Beard

[looking at a disguised Lindsay] Well, gentlemen start your engines.

George Michael

Arrested Development Season 4 Quotes

Barry Zuckerkorn: Ooooo! And that's what we call a law-bomb!
Attorney: That's a low blow, Loblaw.
Bob Loblaw: A Bob Loblaw Law Bomb!

George Michael: What do we always say is the most important thing?
Michael: Family? I tried that. It does not work for me.