Lucille: "We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: But then you whispered 'Don't pull out.'
Gob: GAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH.

George Sr.: I always talk about being a great man. Maybe the way to do that isn't by being the biggest businessman in Southern California. It's by...
Oscar: It's by being the best brother in Southern California.

Oh great, now you're gonna make me cry. Oh look! A lizard!

Dr. Norman

Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh really? Cause it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Sitwell: Well you got me.

George Sr: Where's Barry?
Lucille: He's with the harbormaster. He's trying to dazzle them with a suit of his own.
Barry: Well, he hated the suit. Thought I was making fun.

(with her mind) Did you pay my FICA yet? Got it. Not in front of the seekers.

Heartfire

George Michael: What do we always say is the most important thing?
Michael: Family? I tried that. It does not work for me.

I'm going to have sex with you. For money.

Michael [to Lucille]

Arrested Development Season 4 Quotes

George Michael: What do we always say is the most important thing?
Michael: Family? I tried that. It does not work for me.

I'm going to have sex with you. For money.

Michael [to Lucille]