You may be born from the image of that idiot Ash, but you'll be nothing like him.

Ruby

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Ash: How was I supposed to know that all that crazy sex would lead to a kid?
Kelly: Yeah funny how that works. You know what, let's just hope you didn't leave any more Brandy's out there.
Ash: Jesus of Anaheim.

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Ash: We gotta do that thing, what's it called, like when your driving a car, putting on deodorant and trying to drink a beer at the same time?
Kelly: Wreckless endangerment?
Ash: No, Kelly keep up. "Multitasking," that's it.

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Mrs. Lam: Hello Mr. Williams. How's your father?
Ash: Oh he's still dead.

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Magazine Model: I'm not finished yet!
Ash: That's what they all say baby.

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Ash: From now on, protecting Brandy is job one. I may suck balls as a father, but I will not let evil take that away...Brandy I meant...or my balls.
Kelly: We got it!

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When the current Prophesized one is killed by his own flesh and blood, his powers will move to the next in line. When I'm done with Ash Williams and his daughter, my baby will be the last man standing.

Ruby

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