Really? Grade school pageants could act rings around you. Please don't tell me it's a surprise party. Heather promised me that she wouldn't. Fine. What time is it?

Cat

Cat: That slow, huh?
Tess: Well, it's the third Thursday of the month. That's when the criminals have their staff meetings. Happy birthday!

Ex porn star karaoke sound way more exciting than it really is.

Heather

J.T.: Call the CSI guy again.
Cat: CSU. CSI is a TV show.

This is it. We've got to press the eject button of our lives!

J.T.

Westchester? You and your boyfriend Evan are totally in sync.

Tess

I'm just helping out, okay? And for once, J.T., I almost feel normal.

Vince

Cat: I just wish you were a normal guy.
Vincent: Ouch.

Okay. We're all gonna die. I'm gonna get a Tums.

J.T.

Yeah, no Twitter either. You know why? He can't have any followers.

J.T.

Heather: Do you have a hickey?
Catherine: No, this is a work injury. But if it's ever anything that exciting, I promise I'll tell you.

Vincent: I am not one of your cases!
Catherine: Vincent, this was a huge injustice.

Beauty and the Beast Quotes

Vincent: I am such an ass.
J.T.: Can't say I'm gonna argue with you there.

That's fine. You save J.T.; we'll save you.

Cat