Ex porn star karaoke sound way more exciting than it really is.

Heather

J.T.: Call the CSI guy again.
Cat: CSU. CSI is a TV show.

This is it. We've got to press the eject button of our lives!

J.T.

Westchester? You and your boyfriend Evan are totally in sync.

Tess

I'm just helping out, okay? And for once, J.T., I almost feel normal.

Vince

Cat: I just wish you were a normal guy.
Vincent: Ouch.

Okay. We're all gonna die. I'm gonna get a Tums.

J.T.

Yeah, no Twitter either. You know why? He can't have any followers.

J.T.

Heather: Do you have a hickey?
Catherine: No, this is a work injury. But if it's ever anything that exciting, I promise I'll tell you.

Vincent: I am not one of your cases!
Catherine: Vincent, this was a huge injustice.

I'm talking about you. You look like you're about ready to make her a playlist in there.

J.T.

Catherine: I don't know. Maybe it was a love story gone wrong?
Evan: Those never seem to work out, do they?

Beauty and the Beast Quotes

Vargas:This is where he lives? A chemical plant?
Cat: He's a researcher, maybe he works from home?
Vargas: Or maybe it's a meth lab.
Cat: Just my type.

Everyone told me it was just a coyote or a bear. This thing I thought I had seen was just a result of my concussion or post traumatic stress. No, the men who killed my mother were beasts. I believed them. Until now.

Cat