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Wednesdays 9:00 PM on FOXBH90210 Season 1 Episode 3: "The Photo Shoot" Quotes
I just want you to remember one thing. This is a billion dollar property for Fox. And Shannen better be on board. Don't screw it up.
Christine [to Tori]
Ian: When did it become inappropriate to compliment a woman?
Brian: I think it was like 2007 when it turned the corner.
Ian: If I didn't compliment Stacy every hour, she'd be all over me.
Jason: Dude, you probably should have taken that as a sign.
Shay: Hire whoever you want, with absolutely no taste in music or fashion. But when it all goes wrong, don't blame me.
Brian: I will not, because you are perfect.
Shay: I am. And that's why you married me.
Jennie: Tor, what if I care about Jason Priestley?
Tori: Oh my god.
Jennie: What if it's more than that?
Tori: How could this even be? You're so mean to him.
Jennie: It's part of my charm.
It's actually kinda nice to be back.
Shannen
Jennie: This is surreal, right?
Tori: What? That we're so old we all need readers?
Brian: Bananas. I keep thinking, "What the hell have I done?"
That's fantastic. You uh, you smell like pickle juice, and now we get to cuddle with you on a giant bed.
Brian
Jason: I got some juicy stuff in here, IZ.
Ian: Juicy? Are there some juicy muffins over there?
Jennie: Will you two both just stop saying juicy, please? It's really gross.
Jason: Uh, I'm sorry. Can I just take the temperature of the room on this? Have kamikazes made a comeback? Like, was there some kamikaze renaissance and I just didn't get the memo?
Ian: No, there hasn't. It's just bad writing. No one's ordered a kamikaze since 1999.
Somebody had to do something about that guy's dialogue.
Ian
Jennie: Tor. What if I CARE about Jason Priestley?
Tori: Oh. My. God.
Jennie: What if it's MORE than that?
Tori: How could this even be? You're so mean to him!
Jennie: It's part of my charm.
