Popular Big Love Quotes
[Bill sneaks into Margie's bed]
Margie: Where's Nicki?
Bill: What??
Margie: It's Nicki's night. You gotta go.
[Bill sneaks into Nicki's bedroom]
Nicki: Honey, what are you doing here?
Bill: It's our night!
Nicki: It was. Didn't you get my message? See the Post-It?
Bill: Post-It?
Nicki: I traded with Barb
You know what, I've upped my standards, so up yours
Heather [to Donna]
Barb [seeing Nicki come home with shopping bags]: How's the "family emergency" going?
Margie: Yeah, somebody die at The Gap?
Bill [to Ben]: Hey, remember tomorrow: no deodorant, no soap, no mouthwash.
Sarah: Like you really have to tell him that
Ben: How do you know if God's talking to you or if you're just talking to yourself?
Bill: That's one of the most important challenges in life
Ben: I think about sex all the time!
Brynn: But that's good.
Ben: No, I can't control it. I get hard-ons in woodshop!
Nicki: He's been so happy! And he saw me in the car and pretended he didn't see me. And then he gave us flowers to throw me off the trail. I mean, don't you see? Do you see it?
Wanda: You don't think he's...?
Nicki: He is, yes! He is seeing a fourth wife. This is exactly what he did when he got interested in Margene. Honestly, I knew even before I knew, you know?
Wanda: It's so easy to see through them. They're kind of cute that way
Nicki: You're the weak link, Margie.
Margie: What?
Nicki: We have to be realistic. You can't keep a secret like me and you're not a good liar like Barb.
Barb: What do you mean I'm a good liar?
Nicki: With the neighbors. You're so effortless; you're pro
Barb: I'm having an affair.
Peg: With who?
Barb: Bill.
Peg: Your husband Bill?
I don't like the sneaking around... Actually, I love the sneaking around, it is so exciting!
Barb [to Peg]
Margene: Your father said we cannot call a plumber.
Ben: I know.
Margene: Do you think he's a cheapskate?
Ben: Umm, I believe the word is thrifty
Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.
