You can not do this to me - haven't you ever made a mistake?

Marilyn

Since you don't take me seriously, I thought you might listen to him.

Bill

Long as we are speaking of keeping our best foots forward, you can splurge and get something at Dillard's.

Bill

I know some and I am just getting started.

Marilyn

I need my family to start acting like a family.

Bill

You know Bill -it's like the wind! Always changing.

Barb

(to Nicki) Groveling like a common indecent whore.

Alby

You write out whatever you want me to say and I will say it - especially since I have no voice of my own.

Barb

I made a statement and I stick by it.

Barb

It's true - I love Bill.

Nicki

A woman can't have two husbands - it's just unnatural.

Bill

We all know what I am talking about - we all run to our Prozac, our Xanax, and our Benadryl.

Barb

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.