I was getting ready to call in a missing persons on you. No worries. Victim's still dead.


Corruption? That's a big word. Let's just say I think he's someone when you're talking to him, you better have one hand on your wallet. Know what I mean.


Jack: What's a call girl?
Linda: That is a girl who talks on her cell all the time.
Jack: So, kind of like Aunt Erin?

It's the losses that keep you up at night.


Danny: We just took a statement from a 6'4" transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her Shrink. How could I not be having fun right now? I'm telling you Jack, they can keep Central Park and Times Square. This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a post card.
Jackie: Now there's an untapped market, tranihooker postcards.

Henry: You couldn't inherent your mother's cooking right, you had to get that elephant memory of hers.
Frank: Yeah, but I got your sunny disposition.

Ah-ha. Jimmy Burke of the Two One. I thought I heard something slithering.


Jackie: What's this LuckyStabyKnife.com?
Hugh: It's my website. It's not a crime. It's ironic.
Jackie: Or moronic.

That's not bad, Harvard. A real Dr. Phil moment.

Sgt. Renzuli

She might as well have taken Dick Reed's hunting knife and stabbed you right in the back.


Danny: What did you tell her, Mom? That all of us cops are stupid and you're such a genius?
Erin: Yeah, basically.

Hey! That better mean 'try the fried rice' or you're coming too.


Blue Bloods Quotes

Frank: Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean. Who is neither tarnished or afraid.
Henry: Raymond Chandler?
Frank: His definition of a hero.

Only a fool seeks peace by inciting violence.