Boardwalk Empire

Boardwalk Empire Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 5: "You'd Be Surprised"

Rothstein: You think I entered into this relationship because I value your companionship?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucky: How bout your million dollar fu-kin highway?
Nucky: Must you swear every time you speak?
Lucky: When did you become a Quaker.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 4: "Blue Bell Boy"

Rosetti's Man: What do I know about the ocean? I'm from Yonkers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Capone: Where you going?
Jake: To take a leak. That's why beer is so profitable. We don't sell it we only rent it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Capone: Jake I'm serious, you know I love yah, but you smell like a sardine's twat.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Eli: Let me get this straight. Rosetti's gassing up, Sipples is at the next pump. He completely douses himself with gasoline, then for some fu-kin' reason, decides it's a good time for a smoke.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nun: This is rather felicitous language isn't it?
Margaret: Vagina.
Doctor: It is a medical term.
Nun: I've never liked the sound of it.
Doctor: I've never liked Brussel sprouts, but I don't deny they exist.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nucky: Let's get something straight. Allowing you to go to jail is the last gift I'll ever give you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "Bone for Tuna"

Nucky: How many people have you killed?
Richard: 63
Nucky: You think about any of them?
Richard: You know the answer to that yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Richard: I waited outside his house. I used a shotgun, very close. Nucky: May I ask why?
Richard: Angela Darmody.
Nucky: Not her husband?
Richard: James was a soldier, he fought, he lost.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gyp: What the fu-k is life if its not personal?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gyp: Lose your own flesh and blood, what do you have?
Gillian: You don't have anything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gyp: You think you got friends? It's all dogs with a bone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nucky: Hot to trot?
Gyp: Can you blame me? I haven't seen my wife in days. It builds up, not healthy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucky: Fu-k the ceiling. It's when the cooze starts leakin' you get real problems.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nucky: Obviously I offended you in some way but since you're a man who can find an insult in a bouquet of roses, I'm not sure quite how.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Margaret: You said appearances matter.
Nucky: Do you write down everything I say?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 2: "Spaghetti & Coffee"

Rosetti: I go way back around here. Slept with George Washington and everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chalky: You think you and me having some kind of discussion?
 • Rating: Unrated

Means: Consider me an admirer Mr. Thompson. Ordinary men avoid trouble. Extraordinary men turn it to their advantage. You and I have that in common.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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