Boardwalk Empire

Boardwalk Empire Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 2: "Spaghetti & Coffee"

Means: How would you judge a man you could buy within five minutes of metering him?
Nucky: I wouldn't trust him for a second.
Means: Then we are face to face with a paradox.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gyp Rosetti:Who would, have a clue?
Gas Station Attendant: The sheriff maybe? He keeps and eye on things.
Gyp: Sheriff. And he's what? On a horse or somethin?
Attendant: No he's got a Chevrolet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mickey: I can't drive if we hold hands.
Eli: Let me ask you something Mickey, how the fu-k are you still alive?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 1: "Resolution"

Rosetti: I'll sh-t you out like yesterday's sausage you bog wic prick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

O'Banion: I thought Torrio had you on a leash?
Al Capone: Well he left town and I chewed through it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Party Guest: Imagine, a worthless desert as far as the eye can see, right there under foot a treasure of untold millions
Nucky:I can imagine it actually.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: What do you make of this lady flier?
Nucky: That She should spread her legs and leave spreading the wings to her husband.
 • Rating: Unrated

Al Capone: Later in I'm gonna see that fu-k
Torrio Goon: I thought you made a resolution?
Al Capone: Well New Year's ain't till midnight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Al Capone: Naples is the moon, the dark side.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gillian: If it weren't for married men we'd be out of business dear.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gillian: Gentlemen remain gentlemen only when they must.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Manny: Certain people you do not steal from .
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Nucky: Untie him, oh but before you do, put a bullet in his fu-king head.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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