Anyone who says money doesn't buy happiness, doesn't know where to shop.

Sally

Shit flow down hill Buck, don't matter to me none where it stop.

Chalky White

Lighter on the blood, heavier on the Mary.

Nucky

Bill McCoy: Tucker is very excited to meet you.
Nucky: Most people are, until they do.

A thing mixed is a thing weakened.

Dr. Narcisse

Chalky: I'll give you one minute to get your Jamaican ass-
Dr. Narcisse: I am from Trinidad.
Chalky: I don't give a fuck where you're from or where the fuck you going back to.

Nothing is wrong if you see nothing wrong in it.

Dr. Narcisse

Mr. Thompson is a part of everything. He is in the sky and sea. He is in the dreams of children at night. He is all that there is, forever.

Eddie Kessler

I went to college for a year. It's where I picked up all my bad habits.

Nucky

All of man's troubles come from his inability to sit in a quiet room by himself.

Arnold Rothstein

What was brought to my door I returned.

Nucky

Al: Glad I got that out of my system.
Chalky: You and me both.

Boardwalk Empire Quotes

Purity, sobriety, and the white Christian's Jesus.

KKK Member

Nucky: First rule of politics, kiddo: never let the truth get in the way of a good story.