Big Bob: What's your favorite President?
Gene: Bill Pullman!

Stronger and gayer than ever. That's our motto.

Pete

Bob: But we just went two years ago.
Linda: That was seven years ago.
Bob: You sure?
Gene: I remember! I was still breastfeeding!
Linda: No you weren't.
Gene: Not with you!

LORD SANTA STRIKE HIM DOWN!

Gene

Bless me with a perm! You only live once, why not have a little fun up top?!

Gene

Dear Lord Santa, this year, please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings.

Tina

So that's what a prostate exam is.

Big Bob

Bob's Burgers Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

Dear Lord Santa, this year, please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings.

Tina

So that's what a prostate exam is.

Big Bob