Sturdy and purdy!

Gene

All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!

Linda

I wanna be the bad boy of ice pushing, like Elvis Stojco!

Gene

Homework club? Oh my God, they're doing drugs to each other!

Linda

Why are you running if you don't want to? Just tell the teacher you have sciatica.

Gene

Teddy will eat whatever you put in front of him. Remember when he at that receipt?

Linda

Louise: No fart-sicles.
Gene: Just disappoint-sicles

Doctor, stop shoving burgers into his heart!

Bob

Bob's Burgers Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Louise: No fart-sicles.
Gene: Just disappoint-sicles

Doctor, stop shoving burgers into his heart!

Bob