Megan: You're an evil genius.
Tommy: I'll take that as a compliment.

I'm sorry I ever agreed to keep my mouth shut because you know why? I'm not good at it.


Do you know who you just hung up on? A lingerie model. That's right, a lingerie model. This is her last night in town before she moves to Rio to teach a class on pole dancing.


If I don't give it back to them they kill my daughter and if I do God knows how many people they're going to kill.


I've probably got more patience for you than any other man in the world but right now I'm running out of it.


What do I know, I'm just an M.E.? I'll leave all the deep thinking to you.


Makes you hope there's a special place in Hell for somebody who can do this.


What happened? Did somebody tell you you should cover your ass?


You took the victory lap on this, gave your press conference. If this case blows up you're the one who's going to get hurt.

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