Peter: What if you find the answer and you don't like it?
Megan: Jokes on me I guess.

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Zack: Yes, we were very close.
Bud: Not that close. She was about to marry someone else.

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You're not dressing like a hooker, you're not dying your hair, and you're not getting a nose job.

Megan

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There were enough flowers in that bridal suite to choke a bumblebee.

Ethan

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Can you not eat that heart attack in front of me?

Curtis

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