You mess up in class you get a B minus. You mess up in here, a killer goes free.


My little double entendre generator was almost out of gas.


Dani: I make a mean espresso.
Peter: What do you got against instant?
Dani: Let's just say I like to grind.

If I ever get shot and this meathead is my doctor just let me bleed out, please.


Fall off and break your leg if you want to. You won't be suing today.


I guess we'll know when the battle of the big ego ends.

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