This could possibly be the worst date ever.


Megan; Wow, visiting you at work is a lot more satisfying than the other way around.

Megan: Peter, you get to shoot us.
Peter: Oh, my dream come true.

Aiden; The next time someone calls me with a broken sprinkler, I hope you'll understand.

The sooner I get to them, the sooner they can move on.

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