Bud: You're under arrest.
David: What for?
Bud: If it were up to me? Being a horrible person.

Now we know where all of her blood went.


Bud: What would have happened if she was crabby and whiny?
Megan: I would have called her Bud.

Megan: Mom, you're here to help me pick out a color.
Joan: I think I should introduce you to my interior designer.

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