The sooner you get out of my way, the sooner you can fire your little cannon off.


Well, some people think size doesn't matter.


On her decision to date your ex, I think she's wrong. Like Michael Jordan playing baseball wrong.


Megan: Kate has a new boyfriend. My ex-husband.
Bud: Oh.

Megan: I hope you're funnier than he is?
Skip: I know I am.

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