Oh this is wonderful!


George: Hey, Jonathan told me that you are quite the ladies man nowadays.
Ray: That's right, I've been with two woman since Leigh left me. A drunk and an elf.

Why are you always picking on me? I don't procrastinate. I just like to do things later.


George: Oh Ray, Happy Birthday!
Ray: Oh you shouldn't have, but I'm glad you did.

Jonathan: Now you want a spanking?
Nina: Don't break character.

Oh my God. His story is about me.


Dermatologist: I've never used a PI before.
Jonathan: That's okay, most of my clients are virgins.

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