Bored to Death

Bored to Death "I've Been Living Like a Demented God!" Quotes

George: I don't have to go to rehab. I have cancer.
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Lewis: My ankle will never be the same because of you.
Jonathan: What? I just saved your life.
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Ray: Couple shots of nice whiskey for me and the lady.
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George: I have to take a drug test?
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Ray: (to Jonathan) Let's go have a drink and get drunk. Sixteen gin and tonics.
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Ray: (to Leah) I'm sorry about the other night. You know with you're lover with the orange pubes.
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Jonathan: Why didn't you write a second novel?
Jonathan's client: Because I was afraid to.
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Jonathan's client: You know when you're chair bound, hemorrhoids are very cruel.
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George: Okay we both need to do better with our positive thinking.
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Jonathan: I suck at everything.
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