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I don't have to go to rehab. I have cancer.

George

Lewis: My ankle will never be the same because of you.
Jonathan: What? I just saved your life.

Couple shots of nice whiskey for me and the lady.

Ray

I have to take a drug test?

George

(to Jonathan) Let's go have a drink and get drunk. Sixteen gin and tonics.

Ray

(to Leah) I'm sorry about the other night. You know with you're lover with the orange pubes.

Ray

Jonathan: Why didn't you write a second novel?
Jonathan's client: Because I was afraid to.

You know when you're chair bound, hemorrhoids are very cruel.

Jonathan's client

Okay we both need to do better with our positive thinking.

George

I suck at everything.

Jonathan

George, you're being way too hard on yourself. It's not good for your immune system.

Jonathan

I'm going to blame myself for this prostate cancer.

George
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Bored to Death Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

George, you're being way too hard on yourself. It's not good for your immune system.

Jonathan

I'm going to blame myself for this prostate cancer.

George
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