Bored to Death

Bored to Death "Stockholm Syndrome" Quotes

Jonathan: It's dangerous to go cold turkey - I'm down to white wine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George: These one hitters should really be called three hitters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonathan: I still like the way pot makes me think - maybe it's healthy.
Suzanne: Pot is not healthy.
Jonathan: They give it to cancer patients.
Suzanne: You don't have cancer.
Jonathan: Not yet...
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jonathon: I can help people.
Ray: Are you delusional?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: I have a real phobia around my ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.
 • Rating: Unrated

Woman: You're the private cop?
Jonathan: Yes. Or detective. Or investigator. They all work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George: Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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