Jonathan: Have you let someone move in right after you slept with them?
George: Yes, three times disastrous.

I'm going to drink as much booze and smoke as much pot as I want. Thank you very much.


Ray: You're an idiot!
Jonathan: Thanks for understanding.

Jonathan: It looks like you have your own serial killer.
Ray: At least he's helped with sales.

If he sticks a pencil in my twat and I feel it, I'm going to regret this.

This isn't a friend of ours that makes custom made voodoo dolls. This is a deranged stalker.


Oh shit. He gave Super Ray a beautiful vagina.


(to Jonathan) So what do you have to do today? Want to spend it in bed?

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