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Bored to Death "The Alanon Case" Quotes

Yousef: (looking at Jonathan's black eye then to Ray) Lovers quarrel?
Jonathan: Ummm...more or less.
 • Rating: Unrated
Yousef: (to Ray before his colonic) Don't be scared. It will a good experience for you, I promise. I am going to find all your treasures.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jonathan: God, that's the biggest herpes blister I've ever seen in my life.
George: Thank you. I'm very proud of it.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jonathan: Oh my God, what the hell happened to your lip? You were stung by a bee?
George: Yes. A bee with herpes.
 • Rating: Unrated
(Jennifer suspecting her boyfriend is cheating)
Jonathan: Are you sure?
Jennifer: That's what my therapist said. 'Are you sure?' Yes, I'm sure! God, it's like I'm surrounded by Holocaust deniers. It happened. I'm sure!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jonathan: 'I love you more than you know. Jonathan.'
Suzanne: That was a nice note. But you don't have to read your name in the end.
Jonathan: I know. I'm very literal-minded. You know that.
 • Rating: Unrated
George: Nobody's really loved for themselves. Are they? I mean, all love is projection.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Ray: When I'm with her, I'm going to eat vegan, but when I'm not with her, I'm going to eat like an American.
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 8
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