Bored to Death "The Case of the Stolen Skateboard" Quotes
George: It's all organic game — rabbits that have been shot naturally in the woods, that sort of thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George: Are we too stoned? My feet feel really interesting in my shoes.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
George: Brooklyn's exciting! It's the new Manhattan. I may have to move to Brooklyn.
Jonathan: If Brooklyn's the new Manhattan, what's Manhattan?
George: Manhattan's the new Queens. And Queens is the new... Brooklyn. And Brooklyn is the--
• Rating: Unrated
Jonathan: Leah has kids, and you guys have been together for a while.
Ray: Yeah, but that is terrible. Those kids pay me no respect. They call me fat... and hairy. You know, they could lose a few pounds themselves.
• Rating: Unrated
George: Lately, I've been going nuts over women's arms. Actually, the arm... pit. I just love it. It's this... other secret place to burrow into. But you don't have to slide far down the bed to get to it. Maybe it's laziness, I don't-- I don't know.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jonathan: I'll call you back. Is that okay?
Caroline: Alright, sweetheart. Don't be a stranger. You know that all of my writers are like my husbands.
• Rating: Unrated
Jonathan: In my heart, I'm a vegan. In my mouth, I lack discipline.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Leah: Her name's Allison. She's a radical vegan.
Lisa: I know a lot of radical vegans. She must be really lonely.
• Rating: Unrated
Jonathan: Where's Ray?
Leah: He's in the bathroom masturbating.
Jonathan: What?
Ray: I'm almost done. Just three more tugs.
• Rating: Unrated
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