You are the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen. And I'm including the bomb-sniffing dog who keeps humping all the bombs!

Charles

If you guys won't help me, I'll just get myself off! Context. Context was important on that one.

Jake

Go home, have a beer and smash something. That's what I would do.

Rosa

Rosa: Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people.
Jake: Well, that's what happens when you live out loud.

Rosa: You never told me Sinbad lived in your building.
Jake: If Sinbad lived in my building, I'd have a tattoo on my head that said "Sinbad lives in my building".

Please go to charisma school!

Gina

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Rosa: You never told me Sinbad lived in your building.
Jake: If Sinbad lived in my building, I'd have a tattoo on my head that said "Sinbad lives in my building".

Please go to charisma school!

Gina