Charles: Are we friends again?
Jake: No...we're brothers.
Charles: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

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If you hadn't stopped the elevator you could have walked off after your great speech. Now we all gotta sit in it.

Gina

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The Drop House. Perfect name for a port-a-potty company. As soon as we get out of here I'm taking that straight to Shark Tank.

Jake

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You remember my nephew Marcus, the thirty-one year old? He asked me to ask you if you are single. I told him I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails passing love letters.

Captain Holt

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Rosa: I'm out. Four hours is the most I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.
Amy: What about that time we drove up to Boston together? That was about four hours. Oh I see what just happened.

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Trust me, turn the other cheek, which I recently learned is about faces, and not butts, but works either way.

Jake

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Captain, you're smiling, it's very weird, like seeing a turtle out of its shell.

Jake

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