Hitchcock: See ya dorks, I'm gonna get some!
Jake: Well, Hitchcock still sucks!

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• Added: March 05, 2020

Amy: Hey, did you get my sexy calendar invite?
Jake: You mean the one titled 8 pm coitus?
Amy: Yes, and the one titled 7:50 pm foreplay.

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• Added: March 05, 2020

I love animals. I'm the mushy one on the squad.

Rosa

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• Added: March 05, 2020

Amy: Didn't work.
Jake: Ugh, I knew it! I got bum nards!

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• Added: March 05, 2020

Terry: What were you thinking? Breeding guinea pigs at work?
Charles: We weren't breeding them on purpose. They're just very sexual creatures and we didn't want to slut-shame them!
Rosa: Yeah. Sorry, you're not more sex-positive Terry.

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• Added: March 05, 2020