I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv".

Scully

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• Added: September 28, 2014

Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.

Gina

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• Added: September 28, 2014

I agree - with the stuff about the drill, not the spineless ass-kissing.

Rosa

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• Added: September 28, 2014

Teddy's like the worst out of all those guys! Extortion, terrible breath, murder...I put terrible breath too high on that list.

Jake

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• Added: September 28, 2014

I have to ask, do you think "awesome" begins with an "o"?

Holt

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RICO - stands for racketeering, investigative, cop, awesome.

Jake

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Jake: Bureau. FBI lingo for...FBI.
Holt: Yes, I've been a cop for 30 years, and I've seen movies.

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• Added: September 28, 2014

I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. It was fine until they went inside a hive.

Charles

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I love the spray tan, Joey. Let me take a picture of you, I wanna show the colour to the guy who stains my deck!

Jake

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• Added: September 28, 2014