Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Please go to charisma school!
Gina
Oh Canada, you home of crappy cops!
Jake
Drugs in his bag, drugs in his apartment, terrible dad, terrible husband…I think he did it.
Charles
Come on man, stop eating the islanders!
Amy
Scully: Oh my god Jake, who’s flying the plane?!
Jake: Co-pilot, Scully, co-pilot.
They use the seesaw to press down on their necks until Fatty confesses.
Rosa
Beyoncé’s my spiritual twin. These tickets are my birthright.
Gina
My girls were conceived to Bootylicious!
Terry
I’m describing a date, I don’t know what fathers and sons do but I’m gonna find out!
Jake
Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?
Gina
You trying to goad me Peralta? I don't have to engage with mall cops but I will!
Kendrick
Yes, I suppose that's accurate. They do call me Tenacious Ray down at the country club because for the past ten years I've been suing them for discrimination. I'm very pleased with this assessment.
Captain Holt
