Bunheads Season 1 Episode 4: "Better Luck Next Year!" Quotes
Fanny: Best view of Oxnard is in the rear view mirror.
Michelle: You should Tweet that.
Fanny: I don't do that.
Michelle: Me neither.
This is a weird ass chair.
Michelle
Oh, hey! Do you guys do layaways? See, when I was a kid, there was this store called Contempo Casuals and you could put a really cute outfit on layaway for three months and as long as you didn't get fat by September, you'd have a really cute outfit.
Michelle
I've always been able to tell what everybody wants except for me.
Truly
Michelle: So wait. Ojai. You know, now that I think about it, I've heard really great things about that place.
Fanny: Impossible. It's dirty and and all the people are high on mushrooms and wear sandals.
Oh, by the way, I think I figured out why Sylvia Plath killed herself. She was trying to hang a curtain rod. She was probably trying to hang herself on the curtain rod, so it was onto Plan B.
Michelle
Fanny: They just lopped my head off.
Truly: Game of Thrones.
Fanny: With no warning.
Truly: Ned Starked her.
Michelle: I'm rereading. I see nothing about a a head, a guillotine, an evil boy king with mommy issues. I'm behind here!
Wow. There's still fax machines?
Michelle
Why would anyone need one cheap party store tiara let alone three?
Fanny
But corn is a whole grain! The southern lady on The Food Channel with the diabetes said so.
Nanette
