Ginny: I'm an idiot. He's never going to talk to me again.
Michelle: You don't know that.
Ginny: He's just so beautiful.
Michelle: I didn't know you were dating Frankie.
Ginny: I'm not. He just exists with the rest of humanity.
Milly: Michelle never said she had a brother.
Scotty: Yeah, Michelle has a brother and he's in hell.
We drove an hour and a half to go to church? My grandmother's going to have a stroke.Melanie
I tried that once. I got her a job on an assembly line and she was totally useless.Milly
Sasha: I think we need to consider having sex now.
Boo: With each other?
Sasha: No. With Roman and Carl.
Sasha: My pot roast is ready.
Ginny: Remember the Jiffy Pop days?
Melanie: We were just kids back then.
Ooohhh...that's a big banner. Who's Tranny?Michelle
Scotty: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Fanny: I want you to know I have beaten a man unconscious before.
Scotty: So...a bad witch.
Why does everyone hear I'm on the pill and automatically assume I'm having sex?Boo
I don't need to buy condoms. I'm on the pill.Boo
So that was a condom, not a mint?Boo