Bunheads

Bunheads Quotes

Season 1 Episode 18: "Next!"

Ginny: I'm an idiot. He's never going to talk to me again.
Michelle: You don't know that.
Ginny: He's just so beautiful.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: I didn't know you were dating Frankie.
Ginny: I'm not. He just exists with the rest of humanity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Milly: Michelle never said she had a brother.
Scotty: Yeah, Michelle has a brother and he's in hell.
 • Rating: Unrated

Melanie: We drove an hour and a half to go to church? My grandmother's going to have a stroke.
 • Rating: Unrated

Milly: I tried that once. I got her a job on an assembly line and she was totally useless.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sasha: I think we need to consider having sex now.
Boo: With each other?
Sasha: No. With Roman and Carl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sasha: My pot roast is ready.
Ginny: Remember the Jiffy Pop days?
Melanie: We were just kids back then.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: Ooohhh...that's a big banner. Who's Tranny?
 • Rating: Unrated

Scotty: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Fanny: I want you to know I have beaten a man unconscious before.
Scotty: So...a bad witch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 17: "It's Not a Mint"

Boo: Why does everyone hear I'm on the pill and automatically assume I'm having sex?
 • Rating: Unrated

Boo: I don't need to buy condoms. I'm on the pill.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boo: So that was a condom, not a mint?
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Michelle: I had no time with Hubbell. Twenty four hours. It was a pretty great twenty four hours.
 • Rating: Unrated

Talia: I was shooting for Marilyn singing Happy Birthday to Kennedy with underwear.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: So, to be clear. Girls over here. Guys, not over here. Am I clear?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: I like ranch chips.
Carl: I like ranch chips.
Jeff: I like ranch chips.
Carl: I like ranch chips.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sebastian: To be clear, I like men and women equally. Both sexes work for me.
Michelle: Yeah, that's not going to lead to any misunderstandings at all.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 16: "There's Nothing Worse Than a Pantsuit"

Cozette: Wow. That was awkward. Like white shorts in a rainstorm awkward.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: Is it Rick, is he dead?
Talia: What? No. Why would you say that?
Michelle: You had an 'my ancient boyfriend might be dead' look on your face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: He's looking at my beads. Why is he looking at my beads?
Milly: They look like meatballs.
 • Rating: Unrated

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