Let's toast. I like to seal deals with shots of any sort of blue alcohol.

Millie

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I think I forgot to finish high school.

Michelle

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• Added: January 21, 2013

Fanny: This is a tiny boutique. You use the bathroom in a tiny boutique, everybody knows. They're listening.
Michelle: What if you had tacos for lunch?
Fanny: Then you don't go shopping!

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• Added: January 21, 2013

Every time we have a conversation I feel like I need to add more movie channels.

Fanny

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• Added: January 21, 2013

Parking always seemed like such a racket to me, but now....!

Fanny

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• Added: January 21, 2013

I say after class we check the town for pods.

Melanie

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• Added: January 21, 2013

Yelp is for people who photograph their food. Ooh! Candles.

Fanny

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• Added: January 21, 2013

Every year! The same decades old projector, the same terrifying movie, the 1976 "The Miracle of Life." You know what the miracle is? That anybody got pregnant given the amount of body hair goin' on.

Melanie

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• Added: January 21, 2013