I honestly didn't think there was a scenario after the 1800s where people crapped in ground behind their house and then just left it there. But apparently there is, and suddenly I'm thinkin' about it, I'm talkin' about it; I'm septic tank girl!

Michelle

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Michelle: You have a very large door.
Grant: That's what all the ladies say.

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I know you're supposed to have a mean girlfriend in high school, I've seen all the movies, but this is getting exhausting.

Ginny

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If Charlie wants to notice me, he can notice me back here. In the back.

Boo

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She gave you a magnet? It's sold, let's get boxes.

Fanny

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Michelle: I have a lake?
Claire: You have one lake and two swampy ponds. Plus geese, which means goose poop.

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Michelle: You're so exhausting!
Fanny: We old people usually are.

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