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A supermarket cashier blinded by money? What supermarket do you shop in?


How is Boo short for Bettina?


Sasha: His name is Godot.
Michelle: Oh, so you're all waiting for Godot? You're so lucky you have fries.

You're in the business of teaching and should be paid for it. That's kind of how the whole capitalist thing works!


Ginny: His shirt is off. He's a god. Nobody tell Josh I just saw God.
Sasha: But I thought you and Josh were soul mates.
Ginny: I met him in the second grade how the hell am I supposed to know if Josh is my soul mate for Christmas sake?

Yes the jeans have pleats and I'm wearing a button the size of my head.


Fanny there's an assman in your bushes that wants to know what box he's in. Could that sound any dirtier?


Every day in your house is like a Kristen Wiig film festival.


Michelle: I'm totally paralyzed with rat fear.
Fanny: Just take a picture.
Michelle: For posterity?

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