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I thought it was really poetic the way the killer cut off his own arms to finish the mountain but then there was no way to get them to the top.


Truly: I feel like a hooker!
Michelle: Well then we've done our job!

For my last birthday Fanny took me to Colonial Williamsburg. I got a bonnet.


Paradise! Don't let the name fool you because, seriously, it's not.


Fanny: You'll learn the routine and then liven it up in your own Michelle way, I'm sure.
Michelle: You mean with sarcasm and general hostility for the world?

Truly: You want me to be a slut like you.
Michelle: Yes! I get a coupon to Sizzler for every convert.

Michelle: What book are you talking about?
Sam: Fifty Shades of Grey.
Michelle: Great. Sorry to end the end of literature as we know it, but has anyone seen Fanny?

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