Sam: Thought I would introduce myself to the head honcho.
Fiona: How did that go?
Sam: Worst surveillance ever.

Fiona: I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Michael: She threatened to kill me.
Fiona: I can do that.

Michael: (Dodging a knife stab) Why does it feel like we are breaking up?
Kendra: (stabbing at him again) What can I say, I am a heartbreaker.

Sure you don't want to tag team this one? I am great at getting what I want from firemen.

Fiona

Less talking, more stealing.

Fiona

Michael Weston, if you knew you wanted me perimeter duty, why did you let me wear my new party shoes?

Fiona

Sam: You know, I'm a little hurt, Maddy. You never spruced the place up when I was here.
Madeline: That's because he's a paying renter, Sam. Not someone who detonates explosives in my solarium.

Sam: Easy on the explosives Fi. We're trying to nail this guy on corruption charges. Could be tough if he's in little pieces.
Fiona: We'll save on shipping.

This was my idea. I should have gotten to hit him!

Fiona

Sam: Listen Old-timer, you're just going to have to accept our help.
Paul: Ok, but if you call me old-timer again, you will be wearing your ass around your head like a hat.

Michael: Uh, Detective, I spoke with some officers at the station recently and I think we cleared up all the questions they had.
Paxson: Well, I have different questions. They're about a traffic incident. Three cars blown up, three more totaled. Apparently, we have a one-man wrecking crew on our hands.
Fiona: How can you be so sure it's a man?
Paxson: I'm as progressive as the next gal, Ms. Glenanne, but someone matching Mr. Westen's description was spotted driving away from the scene.
Michael: White male, dark hair, athletically built? I hope your department pays overtime because you're gonna be searching for a few hundred thousand suspects.

Sam: What can I do?
Michael: I just hacked Brennen's cell. I e-mailed you everything on it. I need you to comb through the addresses, text messages and phone calls.
Sam: You wanna know what Brennen's after.
Michael: I wanna know everything. I wanna know who his buyer is, where he's got Nate, what brand of orange juice he drinks in the morning.
Sam: I'm on it.
Michael: And you'd better hurry. 'Cause I get the feeling Brennen's got the Westen brothers fitted for body bags.

Burn Notice Quotes

We took his phone and locked him in a trunk. You think he reported this with telepathy?

Sam

Jesse: Well, they missed a good funeral. Where do you think they are?
Sam: Hard to say. A lot of places in the world with C4 and yogurt. We'll be here for them. They will contact us when the time is right. Got any plans?
Jesse: Not really no. You?
Sam: I'm supposed to meet a guy at the Carlito later. Friend of Elsa's.
Jesse: What about?
Sam: I don't know, some kind of problem. Sounded pretty desperate on the phone. Wanna come with?
Jesse: You buying the Mojitos?
Sam: Deal.

Burn Notice Music

  Song Artist
Song Fun In The Islands Rene Van Verseveld
Song Synthetic Beat Chamber
Song CMP5131 Out Of Range Noizy Ninja