Burn Notice Quotes
Fiona: Sam you brilliant Son of a Bitch.
Michael: [stares]
Jesse: [stares]
Fiona: I'll never admit I said that.
Jesse: Looks like the mystery box took a few bullets. Actually it took a lot of bullets.
Calvin: Good job Super Friends. Destroyed. It's destroyed.
Sam: You got to be kidding me. Mike this is bad. This thing was our ticket out.
Uhhh Mike, I mean every cop south of the Mason/Dixon line is looking for you. So you're not making a cameo at a crime scene and honestly I shouldn't either. Half the force knows this chin.
Sam
Sam: She said if I abandoned my best friend, then I'm not the guy she fell in love with.
Michael: I don't know what to say. Thanks.
It's you two; it's black George Clooney and the guy with the chin.
Calvin
Sam: When we get the new names, mine is Chuck Finley. It's non-negotiable.
Calvin: You got it Chuck.
Jesse: Why don't you run your business from here?
Calvin: Oh so suddenly you're an expert on run my business Sinead O'hansome?
Mr. Schmidt, there are at least a half a dozen things in here I could use to blow you into little bitty pieces. I would use the dust to powder my nose.
Fiona
I can smuggle the Queen of English wearing the crown jewels as a bikini past border security without batting an eye.
Calvin
I don't have a desperate tale of woe, but I do have 3 very well armed friends.
Fiona
Sam: I just came by because I need a little favor.
Dixon: None of your favors are little.
Listen sister. If I'm going to be living in a hut in the Dominic Republic, I at least need a decent bottle of Scotch.
Sam
