I love Chuck Bartowski and I don't know what to do about it.

I guess Bartowski's made us both a little soft.

Casey

Sarah: This is real? You really love me?
Chuck: With all of my heart.

I was an assignment, and then you fell in love with me. And I know that sounds crazy, and if I didn't know any better I'd say it's crazy too, but the fact remains you fell for me, Sarah.

Of course she's not picking up, she's evil!

Morgan

Deep down I knew it was true. My wife never came home.

A cloak of invisibility. Yes! You're a wizard, Harry.

Morgan

Honey, I think we're being wooed...by Midwesterners.

Awesome

If you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors, would I?

Casey
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