Chuck

Chuck "Chuck Versus The Aisle of Terror" Quotes

Jeff: Nothing I won't do for 30 dollars and a sandwich...or just a sandwich.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: I knew Mrs. B wasn't a bad guy. You know why? Bad guys don't make such delicious lemon bars.
 • Rating: Unrated

Casey: Chuck, how'd you get here?
Chuck: My mom dropped me off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mary (to Chuck): I know. You activated your tracking device when you got in the car. Good boy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: I know a really good morgue that gives discounts on unclaimed merchandise. Maybe we could sprinkle some cold, dead ones in here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan (to Casey): I love our little give and take...classic Ross and Rachel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Big Mike: No, no I do not have time for that. I am knee deep in this new Danielle Steel novel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Apparently I'm quite the hot commodity in the spy world. Morgan Grimes, not just for the ladies anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary: I thought maybe he would trust me.
Chuck: Okay, you know what? Considering that you left me when I was, I don't know, nine years old, and I still don't know if you're good or bad, I think I have every right to have a mother issue or two right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: I don't know how to say this exactly, but please don't kill each other.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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