Chuck

Chuck "Chuck Versus the Couch Lock" Quotes

Jeff: We wake up in some of the best dumpsters in the city.
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Morgan: It's three on one down there Casey.
Casey: Just the way I like it.
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Chuck: Sarah, I'm kinda starting to think that my mom might be one of the bad guys.
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Morgan: Can you just get Casey back to my apartment in Echo Park? There's a key under the mat.
Lester: No, no, we got keys.
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Casey: In an alley, 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
Jeff: Don't worry Casey. I know that dumpster.
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Morgan: His neck was very, very thick. I was always very jealous of it 'cause I think in Roman times it was a sign of a great warrior to have a neck like that. Don't quote me on that. That's Wikipedia, so it's probably at best, spotty.
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Morgan: Once I actually saw him palm an entire watermelon.
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Morgan: I wanted to tell him how handsome he was! And I never got a chance darn it. That man could fill out a uniform. That's not a physique of a middle-aged man. Am I right?
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Morgan: Ya know if there was one word I'd use to describe John Casey, that word would be forgiveness. Big, gun-loving, Commie-hating, forgiveness.
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Morgan: Don't you worry about a thing. I am gonna eulogize the hell out of you buddy.
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