Chuck: If I can't do this, then what will I be?
Sarah: Then you'll be Chuck. There's nothing wrong with that.

Nothing wets your whistle like the sound of a good, long horn.

You know giving away a government firearm is a felony? A thoughtful felony.


Literally no way of knowing where this guy's mouth has been before this. Fire hydrants? Diseased animals? Puppets?

Lester [about Jeff]

Jeff [about Casey]: He's a monster.
Lester: Like Jeff, only undulled by drink or drug and he's more dangerous for it.

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