Chuck

Chuck "Chuck Versus the Gravitron" Quotes

Chuck: You should know I wanted to help you. I was going to let you get away.
Jill: Chuck, no.
Chuck: But when you were about to kill Sarah, you made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Jill, and I'm breaking up with you.
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Casey: (To Chuck) You idiot! You sad-sack bleeding heart idiot!
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Chuck: You know, for a few days, I thought things were going to be different. I could have a life. I could have a girlfriend. I could be a regular human being. I thought Jill was...
Sarah: Different?
Chuck: No. Normal.
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Chuck: Excuse me, I'm sorry, General, but who in my life isn't a spy?
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Big Mike: Did I just hear you don't have Thanksgiving plans? That's terrible, damn terrible. I'm amazed to find so many staff members without proper plans for Thanksgiving. Like those two poor creatures. (Points to Jeff and Lester)
Morgan: Sir, are you inviting us to dinner?
Big Mike: No...God, no.
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Casey: What was that for? The kissy noise. Have some self-respect, Bartowski. You're a man.
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Chuck: (To Jill) You already broke my heart. Is it necessary for you to shoot it as well?
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Chuck: I think you should know that my completely rational fear of carnivals has spread to ex-girlfriends.
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(Leader chases Chuck into the Gravitron)
Leader: You need to come with me.
Chuck: Um, you told Jill to shoot me. Why would I ever go anywhere with you?
Leader: I'd rather not leave your body here on the ride. What if some kid saw it?
Chuck: Wow, that's, uh...that's strangely considerate of you.
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Casey: That's the Castle manual. I told you that's top secret.
Chuck: Yeah, I know. So am I.
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