Chuck Season 2 Episode 8: "Chuck Versus the Gravitron" Quotes
(to Jill) Look, you're taking the Matrix, OK. All wheel drive, touch screen navi, iPod capability and a full tank of gas. It's the perfect get away car.
(Morgan is trapped in the Buy More Door)
Morgan: Jeff, open the door, buddy.
Lester: Open the door.
Jeff: Got it.
(The outer door opens)
Morgan: Okay. Nice, Jeff. Now can you open the door that is currently chopping me in half?
Chuck: Can I ask a follow-up question?
Casey: You're about to leave through that window.
Chuck: I rescind my follow-up question.
Casey: That's the Castle manual. I told you that's top secret.
Chuck: Yeah, I know. So am I.
(Leader chases Chuck into the Gravitron)
Leader: You need to come with me.
Chuck: Um, you told Jill to shoot me. Why would I ever go anywhere with you?
Leader: I'd rather not leave your body here on the ride. What if some kid saw it?
Chuck: Wow, that's, uh...that's strangely considerate of you.
I think you should know that my completely rational fear of carnivals has spread to ex-girlfriends.
(To Jill) You already broke my heart. Is it necessary for you to shoot it as well?
What was that for? The kissy noise. Have some self-respect, Bartowski. You're a man.Casey
Big Mike: Did I just hear you don't have Thanksgiving plans? That's terrible, damn terrible. I'm amazed to find so many staff members without proper plans for Thanksgiving. Like those two poor creatures. (Points to Jeff and Lester)
Morgan: Sir, are you inviting us to dinner?
Big Mike: No...God, no.
Excuse me, I'm sorry, General, but who in my life isn't a spy?
Chuck: You know, for a few days, I thought things were going to be different. I could have a life. I could have a girlfriend. I could be a regular human being. I thought Jill was...
Chuck: No. Normal.
(To Chuck) You idiot! You sad-sack bleeding heart idiot!Casey